birdspelt 

The hairy ring around a persons asshole

My wife might shave her legs, but she still has a birdspelt growing in.

birdspelt by Daeminos October 10, 2019

BIRDSPELT 

People call the hairy ring around a persons anus a birds nest. A birdspelt is where it's so hairy that it covers the anus, the taint, the genitals and up into the ass crack. You are practically wearing a hairy diaper on your ass.

Jesus christ! Did you see that guys birdspelt! His ass hair was coming up out of his speedo!!

BIRDSPELT by GIJHEN May 22, 2021

birdsnest 

a cockney word for chest often used in bye lower class londoners
used because it ryhmes with chest so it make sense...sort of

that stupid fucker shot me in the birdsnest

birdsnest by joe pileggi November 30, 2006

birdsell 

n. - An EXTREMELY fallacious woman. Often characterized by her abilities to effortlessly insert sausage shaped members into the many orifices of her anatomy. Also one who has perfected the “diamond cutter”.

adj.- An extremely easy sexually active woman.

Dude! That snake just ate that rat like a total birdsell.

Man, did I ever treat my old lady like a birdsell last night!

She gives the best birdsell, hands down.

birdsell by Mike Ocksbig December 6, 2007

Birdsnest 

A birdsnest is when a person constructs a pretty hairdo, such as a high round bun on top of the head, which resembles a bird's nest.
The male partner then ejaculates into the middle of the birdsnest. They then gently rest their balls in the middle of the birdsnest - with their balls being two little incubated eggs.

"Your hair looks so pretty today my dear! I think I'm going to give you a birdsnest!"
"Thank you sweetheart, that's so very thoughtful!"

"Darling, would you like to birdsnest me?"
"I certainly would! I'm going to give you the best birdsnest you've ever had!"

"I've never had a birdsnest before but I'd really like to try it!"
"I'll give you one right now sweetheart!"

Birdsnest by Neety October 15, 2014

birdsnesting 

to put your ballsack or testies in a womens hairy vagina and have you penis or slong sitting overtop on their belly and then just sit wierdly and wait to se what happens

i was birdsnesting my mother last night and my dad walked in with my sister while they were birdsnesting upside down. ( isnt an example but its still pretty funny)

birdsnesting by adin butler and justin uglem December 3, 2011

birdspert 

When you're a expert in birds, then you can call yourself a birdspert

Random dude: "Are you a bird expert?"

Me: "Yes, im a birdspert"
Random dude: "dude wtf"

birdspert by Markospadako January 19, 2018