birddouche

What somebody who hates to have to constantly refill a birdbath might call it.

{Martha}: Kevin, I told you to refill that goddamn birdbath every day!
{Kevin}: Aw mom, I forgot. I'll get the hose and fill the damn birddouche right away.

by Telephony August 21, 2013

brodouche

A man who has a gigantic truck with gigantic off-road tires, a sticker on the back with Calvin peeing on a competing brand of truck, and he lives in the city and never goes off-road. The uniform of the Brodouche is lots of gel in the hair at all times, and at night has a shiny collared shirt that is never tucked in, or a super tight Ed Hardy shirt. He always has a bro-ho with him.

He thinks that he is way cooler, and more important than he really is.

I know that you can't help it, but quit being a Brodouche!

by Lone wolf 81 March 9, 2010

BroDouche

a brother who is a douche. Often used in sibling arguments.

"Jasper you are such a brodouche!"
"just ask my brodouche"

by EShanks January 23, 2009

Bradouchery

Main characteristic of an obnoxious male or group of males who make an out of the way effort to display their masculinity and coolness and whose comments or actions reflect delusions of grandeour on several ocassions in an attempt to hide what is known as 'small penis complex' which has been known to be one of the causes of brahdouchery.

The bradouchery displayed by those frat boys is unfuckingbelievable!

by Sean71 July 5, 2017

Brodouche

An act of kindness offered by a close friend or “bro” in an otherwise destitute freezing environment ; where one bro urinates into the anus of another in order to raise said bros body temperature

“Doug was freezing cold in the alley behind the club, so I did him a solid and brodouched while I assured him our relationship was still plutonic”

by Unicorn69x1000 December 30, 2017