bird nest 

When using a public restroom, a bird nest is layering toilet paper on the seat to avoid being tainted by germs prior to sitting down.

Joel unable to control his explosive diarreah was unable to create a bird nest in time. Fortunatley for him he always keeps a spare pair of panties in his office drawer.

bird nest by Mr. Revenge May 5, 2010

bird nest 

The act of shaving ones pubes and placing them in someones mouth. The pubes act as a recepticle for a delicious poo that will be deposited quickfast.

I gave that bitch a bird nest from here to Nasty New Brunswick.

bird nest by Jip! April 21, 2006

flappy bird nest 

The act of performing a flappy bird on a woman's vagina.

Oliver Klosehoff: I was bored with my girlfriend last night, so I did the flappy bird nest.
Mike Latoris: You lucky bastard. I showed my girlfriend the flappy bird and she just walked away.

flappy bird nest by sofunnyialmostlaughed January 30, 2014

Midnight Mexican bird's nest 

The act of pooping on the roof of an unsuspecting person's car late at night, preferably close to the edge of the drivers side door then sticking yellow Marshmallow baby chicks into it, resulting in subjecting the car's owner to the sight before they enter it the next morning.

Man, that smelly-ass freeloader has been getting on my last nerve, maybe a midnight Mexican bird's nest would make him get the point.

Midnight Mexican bird's nest by Joe Salone October 16, 2010

Bird's Nest 

A penis that is so small it does not hang and barely pokes beyond the pube line, giving it the appearance of a hatched baby bird and two eggs.

Holy crap, that asian kid's junk looks like a Bird's Nest.

Bird's Nest by Shocka41 July 10, 2009

Bird's nest soup 

A lapful of vomit deposited by a drunken fellatrix.

"That bitch was so hammered, she me gave a bird's nest soup after I tickled her tonsils."

Bird's nest soup by Lou Al Fiender November 10, 2008

Bird's Nest 

When you go to a public restroom and put a bunch of toilet paper in the toilet. A giant ball of toilet paper.

And shit on the toilet
Gives quite a funny noise, and is a pain for the janitor to clean it up.

Ryan: Dude, I just did a bird's nest haha

Justin: Haha your so funny

Bird's Nest by soccerplayer March 16, 2010