When using a public restroom, a bird nest is layering toilet paper on the seat to avoid being tainted by germs prior to sitting down.
Joel unable to control his explosive diarreah was unable to create a bird nest in time. Fortunatley for him he always keeps a spare pair of panties in his office drawer.
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Get the bird nest mug.The act of shaving ones pubes and placing them in someones mouth. The pubes act as a recepticle for a delicious poo that will be deposited quickfast.
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Get the bird nest mug.Oliver Klosehoff: I was bored with my girlfriend last night, so I did the flappy bird nest.
Mike Latoris: You lucky bastard. I showed my girlfriend the flappy bird and she just walked away.
Mike Latoris: You lucky bastard. I showed my girlfriend the flappy bird and she just walked away.
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Get the flappy bird nest mug.The act of pooping on the roof of an unsuspecting person's car late at night, preferably close to the edge of the drivers side door then sticking yellow Marshmallow baby chicks into it, resulting in subjecting the car's owner to the sight before they enter it the next morning.
Man, that smelly-ass freeloader has been getting on my last nerve, maybe a midnight Mexican bird's nest would make him get the point.
by Joe Salone October 16, 2010
Get the Midnight Mexican bird's nest mug.A penis that is so small it does not hang and barely pokes beyond the pube line, giving it the appearance of a hatched baby bird and two eggs.
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Get the Bird's Nest mug.by Lou Al Fiender November 10, 2008
Get the Bird's nest soup mug.When you go to a public restroom and put a bunch of toilet paper in the toilet. A giant ball of toilet paper.
And shit on the toilet
Gives quite a funny noise, and is a pain for the janitor to clean it up.
And shit on the toilet
Gives quite a funny noise, and is a pain for the janitor to clean it up.
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