An english teacher that caws like a bird and makes randy jokes like "Calpurnia should get on the stick." She can be noticed by her noah and the ark dress, and she keeps information on all of her students in a desk drawer, "just in case." She lives in a tree.

"I hated English today."

"Yeah, that woman is such a bird-lady."

bird-lady by Billiemarie Marshall June 17, 2008

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crazy bird lady

The crazy homeless lady who used to live in Brooklyn, NY near Park Slope on 5th Avenue. She banged her head into the wall so hard it took a chunk out of her forehead, which resembles a woodpecker. She talked to birds. When you gave her crackers instead of money, she'd get angry and chase you and extremely yell at you.

"Don't give me crackers you stupid cunt!" - crazy bird lady
"I love you my pretty birdys!" - crazy bird lady

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lady bird

Former President Lyndon Johnson's Wife... and yes, she was all of the above!

Lady Bird Johnson was responsible for removal of all (in HER opinion) "tacky" road signs along old highway 66 in the mid 1960's, thus a part of our colorful history is gone forever.

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Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson

Christine's Lady Bird Johnson in Oppenheimer; from romantic comedies to First Lady. A star in any era.

Person 1: who's playing the First Lady in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: It's Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson, from those romantic comedies. She's First Lady material now!

Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson by courtofowls August 23, 2023

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Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson

Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson in Oppenheimer; from romantic comedies to First Lady. A star in any era.

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's playing the First Lady in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson, from those romantic comedies. She's First Lady material now!

Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson by courtofowls September 4, 2023

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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