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birch branch 

A penis. Birch branch is another word for the male genitals due to its shape.
If I felt this person's crotch area, would I find a birch branch?
birch branch by Barry Shlong May 26, 2008
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banchie bitch 

The Banchie Bitch is one who Loves to scream and yell constantly, and never has Love or Compassion in her Heart.Even if your her Grandchild. She will do her Best to suck the Life and out of you.And make you

miserable. BECAUSE that's what makes her Happy! !
Jusus God that Banchie Bitch is Crazy! !
banchie bitch by Justice 79 October 10, 2016

bitch ass eric blanchard 

A hypothetical person who harasses people, and goes around looking for problems because he doesn't have a life outside of prying into yours.
Bitch Ass Eric Blanchard is outside videoing the dogs playing again.

Bitch ass Eric Blanchard is outside videoing the kids playing on their bikes.

Bitch Ass Eric Blanchard is outside videoing how full the trash dumpsters are.

Bitch ass Eric Blanchard is telling my neighbor she can't park in the loading zone to unload her groceries and took a picture of her car to report her.

Bitch ass Eric Blanchard is outside telling the neighbor's kids he's going to have their dog taken away by animal control.

Bitch ass Eric Blanchard got offended that you said "Hi Eric" when you saw him in the morning and threatened to get a lawyer for "calling him names" ... Yes, we called you a name, your name is Eric, we called you Eric. 🤷
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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