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bioth

pronounced : be-oth
-a bitch who is kinda sloth-like.
-an ugly woman who is very controlling
-can go for bitchy gay ugly men
" jessica thinks shes hot shit, she is such a bioth tho."
by thetruthhurts005 December 6, 2011
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Give birth to Pumbaa

To give birth to Pumbaa is to push out a huge log ... to have a shit ... It's big, brown and smelly just like Pumbaa from The Lion King ... think of Pumbaa being born.
Me: I need to give birth to Pumbaa
My friend: Eww
by SM_defined August 1, 2020
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Happy Birthday, Donnie!

Happy Birthday, Donnie! — My heartfelt greetings to The Non-Teflon Don, The Orange Man, 222, The Foundling Father, Dope 45, the man, the myth, and the legend, Donald J. Trump.

Born on June 14th 1946, Trump is a strong textbook Gemini ♊️ who proves this often by speaking out of both sides of his mouth; and, taking “both sides, both sides” of every argument. Trump has a verbal tick of saying things twice for emphasis like Jimmy “Two Times” the character from Good Fellows.

He even fashions his carriage after his ideas about mob bosses; and, like every mob boss before him he is destined to get tripped up on paperwork and not by the actual crimes he has committed.

I know just what he wants for a 2023 birthday present! HE WANTS A BLANKET PARDON FOR ALL OF THE CRIMES HE HAS COMMITTED AND WILL ULTIMATELY BE CONVICTED OF because even John Gotti didn’t beat every charge against him.

Will he get a pardon, ultimately? To quote Dolt 45, “We’ll see, we’ll see”.

Maybe I should add “Donnie ‘ Two Times’” to his growing list of sobriquets as my poetic birthday present to him.

So be it!!!!!! Happy Birthday “Donnie ‘Two Times’l
Happy Birthday, Donnie! I bet you asked for a blanket pardon this year!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 14, 2023
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Queenie Biotch

a girl that looks shyly sweet however will you kill you in an instant if you cross her. They don't call her queen of hell for no reason. She has a sharp tongue and will cut you down till you are reduced to the whine baby worm you are. Thread lightly you been warned.
"Look into my eyes do you know what I could do to you? I'm queenie biotch
by Kittysoftpawz80 October 9, 2016
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Happy Birthday Song

A cheerful and celebratory song, which may be performed (or played) for friends and family members on their birthdays.
1. Every single day, a special "Happy Birthday Song" is sung to many friends and family-members.

2. "Happy Birthday Song" is possibly the most popular traditional song in the world.
by Chad-Syphrett August 6, 2012
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Birthday Time

Noun. Everybody knows their birthday, but there is exists an event called Birthday Time (coined by Ryan Nguyen).

This event occurs twice a day, everyday and is unique to each person's birthday, i.e. 2:16 am is Ryan's birthday time because he was born on the 16th of February.

You celebrate somebody's birthday time by shouting "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIME!" and singing the following Birthday Time Haiku (written by Ryan Nguyen):

Be really happy
Because it is your birthday
But just one minute

Birthday times are especially special when it turns someone's birthday time on their actual birthday day. In these cases, you should sing the birthday time haiku with extra enthusiasm and make sure to remind the recipient that this moment only occurs twice a year to make them feel even more special.

Remember, you only have one minute.
Example 1:
Ryan: "Damn, I should get to bed, its already past my birthday time and I have 8 am class tomorrow..."

Person: "Meh, you've still got time. At least its not pi time yet."

Example 2:
Ryan: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIIIME!!!"

Person: "what the fu--?"

Ryan: "Be really happy! Because it is your birthday! BUT JUST ONE MINUTE!! yaaay :D"

Person: "Thanks?"
by rynguy December 28, 2012
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BIRTHDANK

🔥 A STONER version of BIRTHDAY

🔥 A celebration of when you first try

anything DANK
🔥 Happy BIRTHDANK ..man
by ClassicRonnie July 29, 2019
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