A euphemism employed by science teachers in situations where it is inappropriate to use the word cunt, which accurately describes the world's most heinous inhabitants.
"He's a right biochemist."
by clinical biochemist June 13, 2014
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Unadulterated pain. If you are a biology or chemistry student there is a very high probability that this will be the hardest class you take. It is seriously impossible to get an A unless you have a photographic memory. No, I'm not being snide, I'm being completely serious - learning all the reactions, regulations, pathways, mechanisms, structures, etc. is impossible without it.
Typically offered as an option based around the lie that it will "make your transcript look stronger," the fact of the matter is that it will drop your GPA like an anchor. Biochemistry has the evil ability to not only make sure you get a low grade in it but that all your other classes grades are brought down with it. It will also destroy your sleep pattern and social life while drastically increasing your alcohol intake.
Seriously, avoid this like the plague.
Typically offered as an option based around the lie that it will "make your transcript look stronger," the fact of the matter is that it will drop your GPA like an anchor. Biochemistry has the evil ability to not only make sure you get a low grade in it but that all your other classes grades are brought down with it. It will also destroy your sleep pattern and social life while drastically increasing your alcohol intake.
Seriously, avoid this like the plague.
by Matt..... December 14, 2010
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don't even try to say the name of the molecules.
its impossible.
biochemists name them just so they can take the mick out of poor students.
dont try to read the book. i mean, seriously, nobody reads it. not even the guy that wrote it. its another thing biochemists do just to piss their pants laughing at us.
if you're sleepy, this is the lesson you should go to. (believe me, i've slept during several of my biochemistry lessons, it's GREAT)
just make sure you say "protein conformation" or "acetyl coA is of major importance" if you're caught unprepared.
don't even try to say the name of the molecules.
its impossible.
biochemists name them just so they can take the mick out of poor students.
dont try to read the book. i mean, seriously, nobody reads it. not even the guy that wrote it. its another thing biochemists do just to piss their pants laughing at us.
if you're sleepy, this is the lesson you should go to. (believe me, i've slept during several of my biochemistry lessons, it's GREAT)
just make sure you say "protein conformation" or "acetyl coA is of major importance" if you're caught unprepared.
Professor: "Pyruvate carboxylase is the first regulatory enzyme in the gluconeogenic pathway, requiring acetyl-CoA as a positive effector... excuse miss, are you SLEEPING?!?"
You: "huh..? ermm acetyl-CoA is of major importance..?"
Professor: "Indeed!!! "
You: "lovely.... *stupid biochemistry* ... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
You: "huh..? ermm acetyl-CoA is of major importance..?"
Professor: "Indeed!!! "
You: "lovely.... *stupid biochemistry* ... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
by hellomynameisinês May 26, 2008
Get the biochemistry mug.Adj: An act that would commonly be performed by a bitch (definition #4). Used to describe the act itself. May be used regarless of gender of implied person.
"Dude, she slashed your tires? That's bitchenistic!"
Putting two praying mantis' in a bowl until one ate the other would be bitchenistic.
Putting two praying mantis' in a bowl until one ate the other would be bitchenistic.
by Crawdaddy January 4, 2009
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by Scooty July 30, 2006
Get the biochemistry mug.That was pretty bitchimistic of Kyla to leave us alone at the party, especially since she knew how much we hated the people at the party.
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