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Lorenz Los Banos 

In ancient time this word meant a handsome man with leadership qualities. Today it still means the same.
When I first met John Doe, he struck me as a Lorenz Los Banos.
Lorenz Los Banos by LDesiel October 3, 2007
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Sneeze Bings 

When cheese bings (fried cheese balls) are left at an empty table at a bar, becoming a community snack. May have mysterious flavors added to them. Made famous at New-CI (formerly OCI), Knoxville.
Cameron noticed that his poop very much resembled the "sneeze bings" he ate the night before in both size and color.
Sneeze Bings by ChrisTrauma August 25, 2011

binocfocals

Really thick lenses on spectical that looks like 1/2 binoculars, and 1/2 bifocals. Thus the term binocfocals.
I feel bad for that kid. He'll never get a date for the prom wearing those binocfocals on his face.
binocfocals by dehubb133 January 2, 2008

Top Bins 

In footballing terms Top Bins refers to the art of shooting the ball into the top corner of the goal giving the goalkeeper no chance of making a save.
Ed: Johnny, did you see Wayne Rooney's goal yesterday?
Johnny: Nah mate, was it good?
Ed: Free kick, 30 yards out, Top Bins mate
Johnny: Seeeeeerious
Ed : Serious
Top Bins by Grime Minister January 5, 2012

Belgian Binoculars 

This is a variation off of the boston pancake in which the male partner defecates upon the chest of the other participant. However, instead of using the bottocks to pat down the steaming pile of shit, the testicles are used in their place. After the testicles have been adequately smothered in said feces they are plopped generously into the eye sockets of the willing partner. Note that the penis is not important in this position, simply drape it over the participants forehead and leave it be.
Sally and I were feeling pretty frisky the other day in school and decided to break out the belgian binoculars to spice things up a bit.