A phrase used to initiate a conversation using a text messaging service. Can also be used as a friendlyinsult to suggest slowness or stupidity in subsequent mails.
BEEP BEEP
read "Banglenut"
replies "What the hell are you talking about"
read "finally, a reply. fancy coming out tonight on a bender?"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).