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A phrase used to initiate a conversation using a text messaging service. Can also be used as a friendly insult to suggest slowness or stupidity in subsequent mails.
BEEP BEEP

read "Banglenut"
replies "What the hell are you talking about"
read "finally, a reply. fancy coming out tonight on a bender?"
banglenut by Ogmeister January 15, 2008

banglefucking 

Joe:I fucked a chick on a play ground.

Devin:You sure like banglefucking.
banglefucking by Joe July 19, 2004
A bracelet which seems like bangle(s) or bangles that arent bangles they are a bracelet
bangles + bracelet = banglet
banglet by its.mack December 25, 2010

baggienut 

To be obsessed with big fat titties, cups of tea and going for a number two. Also blessed with great girth
I'm feeling a bit baggienut today.
I gave her the full baggienut.
baggienut by Bren Clegg August 13, 2004

Binglenut 

A total imbecile, who seems to always be absentminded, and out of touch from reality
bro, james is such a binglenut
Binglenut by Windex Coffee February 16, 2023

bunglenuggetting 

A painfully stupid person, whose every word makes you die a little inside, knowing you’re somehow the same species as them.
With that unsubstantiated self defeating claim you are bunglenuggetting.
bunglenuggetting by freedanfly August 18, 2021