You* the "targeted being" that wises to become another person's piece of attire, being of which happens to be a sock. a lesser but creepier way of being one's "Crispy socks"
""I would like to be your Non-binarySock and enjoy (our / my) fracturable
Binara is a really awesome guy. Someone who doesn't seem to age, has a great personality, decent and well behaved, Loved by all. Brings happiness and joy to anyone’s life. It’s always fun being around him. The best best friend anyone could ever have! Responsible and Deeply Caring who also likes being a little bit devilish time to time. And not to mention he’s a really cool driver.
A person who is absolutely certain, without any doubt whatsoever, that he is only attracted to people of the opposite sex. Synonym — straight. Opposite of non-binary. Used to make ordinary straight people seem more progressive and hip.
Jimmy is so extreme-binary. He likes the ladies— and that’s that. Twinks don’t stand a chance. With all due respect to the LGBTQ community, Jimmy’s just hard-core extreme-binary. Every night is ladies night.
An alternative way describe being in a constipated state. A Binder Knot is a clogged colon resulting in severe constipation also known as sewer capped. Having a Binder Knot is usually a result of the lack of fiber combined with ingesting copious amounts of cheese, ice cream and other dairy products medically known to be "binding" and constipating.
Howard hosted a playoff party for all of his Green Bay Packer friends. As part of the game day spread, Howard prepared a smorgasbord including pounds and pounds of various Wisconsin cheeses. After Green Bay blew their chances to go to the Super Bowl, Howard went on an unprecedented cheese eating bender and consumed almost five pounds of ripe Stilton. The next morning he found himself seated on the shitter, grabbing the sides of the toilet and straining to release the biggest Binder Knot he had ever encountered.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.