bimbos
Young women, whose IQ is no match for their, how to put this delicately..aesthetic qualities.
Often obsessed with boys and clothes, generally blonde, but there are exceptions.
Usually hang around with other bimbos.
U can spot them easily, they are likely to be in a big group of girls that all look the same and are laughing hysterically. Big breasts are, look, I would say unnecessary, but preferred.
Long story short: A physically attractive, but unintelligent woman.
example of a Bimbo: Paris Hilton
Often obsessed with boys and clothes, generally blonde, but there are exceptions.
Usually hang around with other bimbos.
U can spot them easily, they are likely to be in a big group of girls that all look the same and are laughing hysterically. Big breasts are, look, I would say unnecessary, but preferred.
Long story short: A physically attractive, but unintelligent woman.
example of a Bimbo: Paris Hilton
JACK PACKAGE: Damn man, you can't be in love with her and still be sleeping with every bimbo on the planet.
ROBERT GREY: Bro, if I have to choose between bimbos and her, I would choose bimbos.
JACK: What?
ROBERT: Look, broski, bimbos make me happy. Bimbos make me feel alive. They make me want to pretend to be a better man. At the end of the day, my heart belongs to bimbos.
JACK: That's just a defense mechanism man, coz you're afraid of gettin' hurt. You're just confused.
ROBERT: Oh, I'm not confused broski. You know who is confused? Bimbos. They're easily confused. That's one of the thousand little things I love about them. I love their vacant, trusting stares, their sluggish, unencumbered minds, their unresolved daddy issues. I love them man, and they love me, through thick and thin. Mostly thin.
ROBERT GREY: Bro, if I have to choose between bimbos and her, I would choose bimbos.
JACK: What?
ROBERT: Look, broski, bimbos make me happy. Bimbos make me feel alive. They make me want to pretend to be a better man. At the end of the day, my heart belongs to bimbos.
JACK: That's just a defense mechanism man, coz you're afraid of gettin' hurt. You're just confused.
ROBERT: Oh, I'm not confused broski. You know who is confused? Bimbos. They're easily confused. That's one of the thousand little things I love about them. I love their vacant, trusting stares, their sluggish, unencumbered minds, their unresolved daddy issues. I love them man, and they love me, through thick and thin. Mostly thin.
bimbos by R0BERT GREY February 16, 2019
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