To attack or greet someone with a protuberance of stomach. Must be pre-announced with a shout of "BELLY BOUNCE!" and to be truly authentic, be answered post-BB with the sweet slinkiness of a "Ling-Long-Ling...". Originating from the Russell Brand Podcast March 2015. Adopted by MMAS. Never a replacement for Pin-Pinnery.
"I'm going to give you such a bellybounce when I see you!"
The act of buffeting a nosey old bitch away from your front garden with your sizable gut. The blow can be imparted with a forward thrust or with a devastating sideswipe.
The manœuvre necessitates the cry "belly bounce" and to any other party who hears it must respond with "ling long ling".
"What happened with that lady in your garden?"
"Oh that shit-stirrer? I gave her a belly bounce, I belly bounced her right out my garden"
"Ling long ling!"
the act of releasing ones fecal matter on an over-weight unintelligent hoes belly while simultaneously bouncing up and down on dat fat hoe belly. dat hoe needs to hold your ankles for support.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.