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bill-dick
an old man who spends all of his time sitting inside and smoking and has no personality. the only times he ever leaves the house is when he chases little children off of his lawn when he leaves them to get milk.
the worst part of him is that if you say ANYTHING bad about him, he hunts you down and will record you breathing at 3 am. then he turns it into a song and then uses it to make a diss track of you.
the worst part of him is that if you say ANYTHING bad about him, he hunts you down and will record you breathing at 3 am. then he turns it into a song and then uses it to make a diss track of you.
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Bill Dickey
(Noun)
1)Fictional character from The Elltingville Club, written by Evan Dorkins.
2)A geekazoid or hyper-fan, lying son of a gun with autistically extensive knowledge on most, if not, ALL nerd fandom has to offer from the wide vista of world media.
3)Often cowardly, whiny, gummy worm spined manlet that religiously practices gate-keeping for the sake of illustration accuracy.
1)Fictional character from The Elltingville Club, written by Evan Dorkins.
2)A geekazoid or hyper-fan, lying son of a gun with autistically extensive knowledge on most, if not, ALL nerd fandom has to offer from the wide vista of world media.
3)Often cowardly, whiny, gummy worm spined manlet that religiously practices gate-keeping for the sake of illustration accuracy.
Y'know Dave acted a real Bill Dickey at the Gamestop over on 5th Avenue? Picked up a copy of Hogwarts Legacy and threw a tantrum over how HBO is making Snape black. Like, literally who cares? I don't. I actually get head.
Bill Dickey by Soonin June 4, 2026
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