bill slap

(verb) the act of slapping your forehead in shock upon receipt a $5000 mobile broadband bill when you thought you had signed an unlimited use contract

An Oklahoma woman who bill slapped herself so hard that she had to visit her local emergency room, has filed a lawsuit against AT&T (NYSE: T) and RadioShack (NYSE: RSH) after she purchasing a netbook with a 3G data plan and receiving a $5,000 bill for exceeding her monthly data cap.

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bill slap by GeorgeDawes March 12, 2009

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BillSlap

When a friend, mostly those with the name Bill, get over served by the bar and begin over embellishing their emotional stressors by slapping the bar top very loudly to emphasize a point of personal frustration!

Bill was pissed at his esposa and overshared at the bar with a BillSlap

BillSlap by BMW14 May 18, 2023

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bill slap • Bill Clinton • Bill Cosby • Bill O'Reilly • Bill Nye • bill cipher • bill kaulitz • Bill Murray • Bill Nye the Science Guy • Bill Hicks

Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

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joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025

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