Big Woman Personality Disorder (also known as BWPD) is a personality disorder in which a woman is
loud, obnoxious, and tastelessly bombastic. It should not be recognized as a real personality, but rather as an amalgamation of anything that happens to
pop into her brain and needs to be yelled about. The "big woman" refers to the nature of the personality, not the literal size of the woman, though they can (and often do) correspond. They can often be identified by wearing backpacks far too
small to be useful or stylish, and they may be "Disney adults." There is a lesser known corresponding disorder for men but it
better blends in amongst the populace as it is generally more expected and is less of a "cry for
help." Note that not all talkative women have BWPD, since
one major requirement is obnoxiousness.