Big purple

Billy's Mother's extremely large nine footer Purple Double Sided Dildo

Shut up before i whip out my big purple!!

Big purple by Manuel April 21, 2003

Big Purple

A guy who doesn't appear like he would be good with women, but is actually a huge ladies man.

Hey, remember that Jewish guy we met last night? He ended up taking that hot girl home! What a Big Purple!

Big Purple by Jessiquinta September 23, 2016

Big Purple Gat 

Large male of African American descent.

I need to go pick up my Big Purple Gat.

Big Purple Gat by littlewhitegirl January 26, 2011

Big Purple Eggplant 

Big Purple Eggplant
Big Pur-ple Egg-plant
1. UK: /bɪɡ/ /ˈpɝ .pəl/ /ˈeɡ.plɑ nt/
2. US: /bɪɡ/ /ˈpɝ .pəl/ /ˈeɡ.plænt/

Noun:
1. An emoji that references that one male appendage that resembled Dr. Evil's rocket in Austin Powers.

Synonyms include but are not limited to: dick, pecker, privates, wang, willy (not Willy Nelson) johnson, penis, tallwacker, shlong, weiner, one-eyed monster, woody, prick, mini-me.

Your wife certain likes Big Purple Eggplants (aka BPEs)...

Big Purple Eggplant by Glossopharyngeal Zola August 20, 2024

big juicy purple penis

when a mans penis becomes hard big purple and juicy

"jacks penis became big juicy purple penis after he fucked nick last night"

big juicy purple penis by timmy the fat nigger February 11, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020