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Big Macintosh 

A minor character in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Big Macintosh is the older brother of Applejack, who is usually seen helping out on the farm, Sweet Apple Acres. He's known for saying "eeyup" and "nnope."

Big Macintosh has been under at least two love spells. In the first case, he loved Twilight Sparkle's doll Smartie Pants, and in the second case he was given a love potion--ahem, love poison, and became fixated on Cheerilee until the curse was broken.

Big Macintosh manages to be best pony, even though he doesn't say much.
Big Macintosh: Eeeeeyup.
Big Macintosh by colorshy June 1, 2012

Big Maccing

To fart on someone and sit on their face
Oh I just Big Macd this guy named Tyrone yesterday, he sucked my willy and shat on my chest, I love Big Maccing people
Big Maccing by Willy03 February 12, 2022

big machine

A very large fat woman. Typically referred to as a hog.
A huge bitch. That big machine is going to eat everyone on the dancefloor just for the fun of it. A big machine was burned in her house on "Whats Eating Gilbert Grape".
big machine by Jared Coldwell July 28, 2008

Big Red Machine (Kane)

Wrestler in WWE who jobs to others to make them look better.

Gets Title shots and always gets screwed.

A 7 Foot Tall 326 Pound Man with one eye and no hair who is married.
Setting Jr on Fire

Putting Jumper Cables on Shanes Balls

Big Mac Machine 

A machine or tool that is constantly or permanently broken. Can also refer to people who constantly go through mental breakdowns over the smallest thing.
Customer: leme get uhh 2 big maBs wit sum Bheese
Cashier: big mac machine broke
Customer: bihhh fix that joint rn
Big Mac Machine by Hex4Nova April 8, 2017

Big John machine 

Extremely expensive audio systems usually playing the song 'Big Bad John' in very high quality. Advertised on TikTok or other platforms.
What is that weirdly shaped thing? Ah, that's just my Big John machine *proceeds to play Big Bad John in high quality*
Big John machine by KC-130 October 7, 2025