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the big honey bag 

The big honey bag is a ball sack smothered in honey and inserted into the vagina
My penis was too sore from over use to achieve conventional penetrative sex with my girlfriend. So I gave her the big honey bag instead.
the big honey bag by Foxyfoo October 11, 2016

Honey this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us 

A song about sucking dick for cocaine.
Man, I really love the song Honey this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us on the first studio album from the American rockband my chemical romance.

bigmonkeyfan700 

stupid twitter user who is actually somewhat hot
Jon Arbuckle: “wow its bigmonkeyfan700 on twitter!”
bigmonkeyfan700 by penisman7000 November 9, 2020

bigmonkeyvr 

Typically a short person that is skillful in the popular game gorilla tag (Gtag)
Person 1: Omg ur so short
Person 2: it’s because I’m bigmonkeyvr
bigmonkeyvr by Stubbyyyyyy October 14, 2022

bigmonkeydopolus 

an insult to use when losing an argument
Bill: well your short!
Dave: YOUR A bigmonkeydopolus
bigmonkeydopolus by comconL November 13, 2023

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026