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Big cream

When you cream in a girl with your fat ass dick that goes sideways after getting fucked so hard
You my girl gave me a big cream last night
by Big dooty December 21, 2021
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Big cream

A big creamy pudussy that squirts all over you and stains your skin
Yo bro, I got to get my dick bleached because my girls big cream left a stain on my dick
by Big dooty December 21, 2021
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Big Gay Ice Cream

Let me rub big gay ice cream all over your body for me to lick off
"Let me rub big gay ice cream all over your body for me to lick off"
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The Big Can Of Shaving Cream

Nickname for Gillette Stadium in Foxboro, MA, home of the New England Patriots and New England Revolution soccer team. Used because one of Gillette's longterm flagship products is shaving cream.
"We're going to see the Patriots play the Colts tomorrow at The Big Can of Shaving Cream."
"What a finish at The Big Can of Shaving Cream today! Here are the highlights..."
by Honk4Gronk November 24, 2013
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Big-top Creampie

Not the conventional "creampie"; generally occurring when a woman succombs to her sexual desires to fornicate with a clown. When the clown nears his orgasm he reveals an actual cream pie (previously hidden from view) and ejaculates on it. After the clown ejaculates on the cream pie he thrusts it into the woman's face, splattering whipped cream, semen, and graham cracker crust everywhere (bicycle horn may or may not be utilized to add insult to injury after the initial humiliation).

This sexual act is a variant form of "sploshing", a term which may be more familiar to the British, and the British alone (or perhaps the extremely obscure sexual groups present in the more rural regions of America, as well).

Although there is no definitive record of the first act of this nature, it can be inferred that this act was first performed during the great American circus era at the turn of the 19th century. Today, this sexual act may most-likely be seen in today's fetish pornography, or the more extreme humorous pornographic material which is prominent in todays 21st century adult entertainment.
Clown: I was boning the bearded lady last night and when I was about to cum, I told her I wanted to give her a creampie.

Midget Animal Handler: Really!? What did she say?

Clown: Oh, she obliged of course! So I pulled out of the vagina, grabbed a cream pie, came on it, and hit her in the face with the pie! All in one smooth motion.

Midget Animal Handler: Get outta here! How did she react!? What did she say?

Clown: She said 'What in the fuck was that!?', and I said "...a Big-top Creampie!" Then I honked my bicycle horn twice."
by Dirty Cral Sully February 3, 2010
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