biff wiff

Farting in the bathtub and biting the bubbles.

Before I go on a date, I always biff wiff and dont brush my teeth.

My father taught me to biff wiff when i was young.

by GG January 27, 2004

Biffwiffin

Literally, the acronym BFFWFN, which translates to "Bad From Far, Worse From Near". This term refers to an individual who may find someone unattractive from a distance, yet from up close, he or she looks even more repulsive.

Dave saw Rhonda from across the street and realized that she was busted up. He later bumped into her at the corner store and nearly hurled all over that biffwiffin.

by Snocap September 19, 2006