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Bike sexual 

when you have hardcore sex with a bike you make rusty chain babies
wow that josh is such a "bike sexual!"

what's that?
It's when you have hardcore sex with a bike that it creates rusty chain babies😏
Bike sexual by bikesexual123 August 6, 2020

bike-sexual

Unlike guys who like gals, guys, or guys and gals; bike-sexual guys are only into bikes.
"I'm into him but it seems like he's not into me. At first I thought he was stuck on his x-girlfriend but now I think he's just bike-sexual"
bike-sexual by pixelfairy October 31, 2008
Word of the Day on November 2, 2008

bikesexual 

A person who only has sex with people who ride bikes. Alternately, a person who is turned on by bikes and bike culture, specifically in a sexual way.
Not only does that hottie at the coffee shop ride a fixie, but she's totally bikesexual. I can't wait to show her my ride!
bikesexual by joshuadallman August 3, 2007

Bikesexual 

Someone who replaces a human being with a bike. A 'bikesexual' could live without any human-human sexual contact as long as they were able to ride their bike. Being denied their bike could result in several withdrawal symptoms. A 'bikesexual' could become frustrated, upset and introverted. A feeling of loneliness could also be experienced.
Bikesexual: My girlfriend's not back till late so finally we can be alone together... get ready for the ride of your life ;)
Bike: (silence)
Bikesexual: I love you too babe.
Bikesexual by Mina&Josh October 28, 2009

bikesexual 

To be attracted to only people who ride bikes or are involved in bicycle culture.
Man: "Want to get a drink sometime?"
Woman: "Do you ride a bike?"
Man: "I did when I was a kid, but now I ride a motorcycle."
Woman: "Sorry, I can't date you, I'm bikesexual."
bikesexual by joshuadallman December 4, 2007

bikesexual 

previously totally heterosexual male who would now rather mount his bike than a woman; usually travel in groups; wear tight spandex shorts without thinking it’s gay in the least; prefer looking at bike sites more than porn sites; not gay but not worth dating
Guy#1: "I hate getting hit on by those faggots just because I wear these bike shorts. Haven't they ever seen a bikesexual."

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bikesexual by Girlwhocycles June 7, 2010
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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