bi-polar bear 

1. (adj) a person who has bi-polar disorder but who is also really, really adorable.

2. (n) a Bi-sexual polar bear

"Joe is my bi-polar bear. He may be crazy but I love him so much!"

"Oooh there I've spotted the rare bi-polar bear. Bi people are greedy. It's like pick a damn side and stay there."

bi-polar bear by alisia September 20, 2006

bi-polar bear 

A bi-polar person who sucks at anything and everything he does, but at the same time thinks he does better at anything and everything than everyone around him. He is a self centered piece of shit, and hates to be proven wrong. If you make a mistake or say an answer wrong, he will proceed to call you a dumbass. He refers to the term "karma" a lot. He has been playing guitar for quite a few years, but sounds as if he had just learned yesterday. If you do not act the way he expects you to he will use the phrase "Oh no, it's (your name here)". He often loves annoying people with his bad 'jokes' and retarded self, but if you annoy him long enough, he will get pissed off and ignore you for the rest of the day. When not being annoying, the bi-polar bear grazes on craigslist looking at guitars and other musical instruments to fantasize about. His favorite band is Metallica! He also fantasizes about Kirt Hammett!

Ryan: Uh oh Joe, it's Ryan!
Joe: Oh no Ryan, it's Joe!
Ryan & Joe: AHHH BI-POLAR BEAR RUN AWAY!!!...

bi-polar bear by JACK-OFF JILL October 12, 2009

bi-polar bear 

a bear with a split personality...in the antarctic. it can be contrasted with a dandy lion. happy in the jungle.

Penguin #1: why is that bear so depressed? he was so happy an hour ago.
Penguin #2: dude, he's a bi-polar bear.

Lion: i love it here in the jungle.
Tiger: yeah everything is so happy.
Lion: i'd hate to live in the antarctic, i'd get so paranoid. like, everything is white and blends in.
Tiger: the animals there don't know how to deal with it.
Lion: what, like, they're bi-polar?
Tiger: yeah...bi-polar bears.

bi-polar bear by astrolad May 20, 2009

bi polar bear 

a polar bear who is manic in the summer and depressed in the winter.

Hibernation is so sad for Mr. bi polar bear

bi polar bear by megalomcintosh December 23, 2011

bi polar bear 

a bi polar bear is a bisexual crazy bear

i went to the sanfrancisco zoo the other day and i got the laugh of a lifetime when i seen my first bi polar bear i know he was a true one as he was acting crazy while fuckin all the other polar bears in its habitat

bi polar bear by ODog N Cali M.C N T December 26, 2009

bi polar bear 

A very moody finance manager

Take your deal to the Bi polar Bear's office, I'm not sure what mood he's in.

bi polar bear by SHIT BAAAAAAGZ December 4, 2010

Bipolar Bear 

A deeply disturbed bear living either at the South or North Pole. These moody creatures can be upbeat at times when they can be witnessed happily catching fish or conversely they can be sullen and withdrawn burying their head in the snow. This serious condition can be treated by various medication such as Bear-zac or Bear-nax with promising results.

Penguin 1 - Yo Fred, what is up with the bear? He looks like he is contemplating jumping off of that towering glacier. Surely he would not survive the fall.

Pengui 2 - That is Billy, the Bipolar Bear. He is up there every other day. He must not have taked his Bear-zac today.

Bipolar Bear by archyis November 12, 2009