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A NERD. who only associates with intellectuals, but occasionally gives 110% to his community. He is sometimes cool, but normally just says stuff like NO. and BAYAD. Sometimes he associates with some less than reputatable characters,
Hey Bholtz, did you do the homework?

NO. BAYAD. WEIRD TIME SIGNATURE.
bholtz by Spancerthanberg Holtzman November 19, 2007
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a trick landed clean over the screws of a skateboard.
He landed that trick boltz.
boltz by Flip6 March 30, 2010
Clean tricks. Being on a hot streak.

Using your board for everything, Transportation, Food Tray, Chair, Foot Rest.
Don't battle him right now unless u want to lose. He's boltzin today.

Im boltzin wit peeps at the spot.
boltzin by Flip6 March 30, 2010
best youtuber lots of memes his minecraft vids get all the girls
person 1- do u know boltzy
person 2-ye best youtuber hes a mad lad
person 3- also im high af
perason 4- fuck me gerald
Boltzy by bigcocklicker911 January 29, 2020

Boltzmann pussy syndrome 

The theory of a Boltzmann brain is the chance of a brain spontaneously forming into existence, on the other hand Boltzmann pussy is the chances of someone having intercourse being nearly impossible.
“You have Boltzmann pussy syndrome my guy
"a fine ass bitch" a person who is attractive, hot, sexy, cute, any adjective that describes positive physical attributes
"damn that girl is BOLTZ"
"ooooooo ryan gosling is BOLTZ NIGGAA"
boltz by hambush October 21, 2008

Lay down the boltz 

Used as a slang for getting shit straight. Vigilante justice or a fight so intense that the winner radiats badass
holy shit he like to lay down the boltz on shit talkers
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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