BFPT

Best Friend Porn Time; the act in which two best friends watch porn together

Hey Matt! Come over for BFPT!

We haven't had BPFT in a while; see you in bed.

My boyfriend won't have sex with me, let's have some BFPT.

BFPT by Dr. Chalupa November 14, 2012

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bfpt

(noun) Boyfriend pro tem. The boyfriend one keeps while secretly waiting for a better boyfriend.

"Ben is a nice guy, but I'm not in love - he's just my bfpt until I find Mr. Right."

bfpt by bettyfreakinwhite November 13, 2009

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BFPTM10

BFPTM10 is a (kinda) one episode object show by jnj (jacknjellify) hosted by 4, where 5 characters (5, 6, 7, 9, and X) battle to get 10. which is ended short due to 8 getting 10 instead.
(BFPTM10 appears in "Thanks for 1,000,000 subscribers!" By jnj)

P1: Have you heard of BFPTM10?
P2: No? What's that?
P1: Its a object show!

BFPTM10 by sour..s0cks September 4, 2022

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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