BFPT

Best Friend Porn Time; the act in which two best friends watch porn together

Hey Matt! Come over for BFPT!

We haven't had BPFT in a while; see you in bed.

My boyfriend won't have sex with me, let's have some BFPT.

BFPT by Dr. Chalupa November 14, 2012

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bfpt

(noun) Boyfriend pro tem. The boyfriend one keeps while secretly waiting for a better boyfriend.

"Ben is a nice guy, but I'm not in love - he's just my bfpt until I find Mr. Right."

bfpt by bettyfreakinwhite November 13, 2009

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BFPTM10

BFPTM10 is a (kinda) one episode object show by jnj (jacknjellify) hosted by 4, where 5 characters (5, 6, 7, 9, and X) battle to get 10. which is ended short due to 8 getting 10 instead.
(BFPTM10 appears in "Thanks for 1,000,000 subscribers!" By jnj)

P1: Have you heard of BFPTM10?
P2: No? What's that?
P1: Its a object show!

BFPTM10 by sour..s0cks September 4, 2022

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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