Beyssi is the type of person who you will always enjoy being around. She is also very loyal and has a funny laugh. She can play a lot of tricks on you but no matter how mad you get, you can never stop loving her.
Girl: “Today Beyssi dropped an egg on my head”
Boy: “Well I mean it’s Beyssi so you gotta love her.”
Boy: “Well I mean it’s Beyssi so you gotta love her.”
by Abby Martinez October 19, 2018
Get the beyssi mug.pube style hair that hasnt been washed for 5 years or brushed for 12 and has now been put in a bun that resembles a yorkshire pudding. a person who has an aunt bessie does not appreciate nice shampoo
girl1: eww how bad is her aunt bessie bun today!
girl2: i no! like when was the last time she washed her hair?
girl2: i no! like when was the last time she washed her hair?
by OMG get it together chipie! June 25, 2009
Get the aunt bessie bun mug.Fat girl boobs that when left unsupported, the nipples point to the ground as if pulled by some polar magnetic force.
Research shows that this most likely to occur in girls who only have boobs because they are fat. Not so often with girls who just have large breasticles.
Research shows that this most likely to occur in girls who only have boobs because they are fat. Not so often with girls who just have large breasticles.
by Four20AllDay February 5, 2008
Get the Heavy Bessies mug.Bessie is truly someone you should hold onto forever, she is sweet, kind, funny and amazing. She is, in one word, breathtaking. She can wear whatever she wants and still look stunning, moreover she has a glorious sense of humour and can make you laugh in seconds. If you pass on a Bessie you will have made a grave mistake as regret will hold you like a clamp. She is very talented and has a wonderful taste in music and art. She is the ruler of arcadia.
Girl: omg look it's Bessie!
Boy: No! She can't see me like this I must look good for her
Girl: don't worry she's a Bessie and so wont care how you look
Boy: No! She can't see me like this I must look good for her
Girl: don't worry she's a Bessie and so wont care how you look
by DeadlyKamona January 10, 2015
Get the Bessie mug.A small, unremarkable lockbox. Used to store loose change acquired by the staff of "Late Night with Conan O'Brien." Tended by Backstage Larry.
"So what we've done for the past couple of years, is we've had everyone on staff put all the extra change that they come up with whenever they go get a cup of coffee or anything into Bessie, and this money has been building for years and years."
-- Conan O'Brien
-- Conan O'Brien
by Kilty McBagpipes January 16, 2005
Get the Bessie, the Late Night Lockbox mug.To pass the time, Bessie the cow and her friend Elsie like to play a version of a game they saw at the county fair.
To start, Bessie puts three inverted shells on a table and places a small round pebble under one of them (at least she hopes it is a pebble -- she found it on the ground in one of the pastures). Bessie then proceeds to swap pairs of shells, while Elsie tries to guess the location of the pebble.
The standard version of the game the cows saw being played at the county fair allowed the player to see the initial location of the pebble, and then required guessing its final location after all the swaps were complete.
However, the cows like to play a version where Elsie does not know the initial location of the pebble, and where she can guess the pebble location after every swap. Bessie, knowing the right answer, gives Elsie a score at the end equal to the number of correct guesses she made.
Given the swaps and the guesses, but not the initial pebble location, please determine the highest possible score Elsie could have earned.
To start, Bessie puts three inverted shells on a table and places a small round pebble under one of them (at least she hopes it is a pebble -- she found it on the ground in one of the pastures). Bessie then proceeds to swap pairs of shells, while Elsie tries to guess the location of the pebble.
The standard version of the game the cows saw being played at the county fair allowed the player to see the initial location of the pebble, and then required guessing its final location after all the swaps were complete.
However, the cows like to play a version where Elsie does not know the initial location of the pebble, and where she can guess the pebble location after every swap. Bessie, knowing the right answer, gives Elsie a score at the end equal to the number of correct guesses she made.
Given the swaps and the guesses, but not the initial pebble location, please determine the highest possible score Elsie could have earned.
by 0mnip0tent November 6, 2020
Get the Bessie the cow mug.The Best hick name in the English language. Used yell out when ever ur feeling like a true hick. Also a great name for a cow or ur Hicktown buddy. Might also be a hot farmer girl.
Ohhhhhh Bessie Now!
by ‘OlSkippy March 6, 2018
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