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beinaheleidenschaftsgegenstand 

The thing that is almost the thing you want but it's not quite.
Klaus: "Beinaheleidenschaftsgegenstand... das ist Vicoria to me."
Ted: "How do you know she's not Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz? I mean, maybe as the years go by, she'll get Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz-ier."
Klaus: "Oh, nein, nein, nein. Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz is not something that develops over time. It’s something that happens instantaneously. It causes swirling like the water of a river after a storm, filling you and emptying you all at once. You feel it throughout your body, in your hands, in your heart, in your stomach, in your skin.
If you have to think about it, you have not felt it. Everyone does eventually, you just never know when or where."

SOURCE: How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 1 "Farhampton" 17:17- 20:02

Beinahoe 

V. An action describing when a woman hates on men, similar to masogyny, except that society doesn't have a word for when it's reversed. It's pronounced beina-o (say it real fast).
Maria: Go carry those boxes up to the attic and then mow the lawn you little bitch.

John: Dude why is she always beinahoe to you?

George: Because she has daddy issues.
Beinahoe by InigoMontoya June 5, 2016
An eccentric girl who is usually dumb or oblivious. Also enjoys dressing like a dinosaur.
For the longest time I thought it was a year ahead of the actual date, I felt like such a Bayinah when I found out it wasnt.
Bayinah by waterbottle09 August 4, 2010
A gray Higgs who likes suckling big dick
Are you a beynah
beynah by Gethead butthead12 September 27, 2018
“Byinah” The Rawest Younging EVER and she got that money . She’s not to be played with, she’s a Scorpio so she will DEMOLISH YOU.
Byinah is fucking G
Byinah by Rack November 19, 2023
most wonderful person you’ll meet, she’s a princess in fact. has a touch of gold with her words, whenever you feel like giving up she can immediately bring you back up with a few simple yet meaningful words.
Beyiah? She’s a sweet baby angel
Beyiah by jackyboydawson June 1, 2024