bevaporate

The act of breaking high caloric food items (like cookies) in pieces to allow the calories to leach into the atmosphere instead of being consumed.

There are an average of 130 calories in a medium sized cookie, by breaking it into small pieces, the calories bevaporate so you don't get as many

by gliderdriver April 15, 2010

evaporated cane juice

A misleading term used to mask the true identity of sugar in food. It is not healthier than regular sugar but when listed as an ingredient in food products, it fools people into believing they are ingesting a more wholesome alternative.

Let's buy this healthier cereal, it has "evaporated cane juice" instead of sugar in the ingredients!

by ballroomstyle August 3, 2009

evaporated

To be beyond pro at DotA. To say "evaporated is pro at all heros" is an understatement.

Evaporated is godlike with all heros in DotA.

by Evap didn't put me up to this! April 28, 2006

Evaporate

To suck a dick until it is completely dry.

I am going to evaporate the s*** out of him!

by laughnchic June 28, 2010

evaporated

a pronoun usually preceding the word, owns

evaporated owns!

by Not evap! June 3, 2003

Evaporate

When the water in a washing machine "disappears" from the inside of it and your clothes are no longer submersed in water.

"Hey Nick, how does the water get out of the washing machine?" "It evaporates."

by eveofnemesis August 19, 2007

Evaporated Cum

Evaporated Cum is the combined cum of several guys that has been collected and put in a flat dish to evaporate and condense to a rich, thick, ivory-colored liquid for all the dudes to enjoy. May be used in various semen recipes.

Last night we all jacked off in a dish so we could make Evaporated Cum!

by eda-skip October 5, 2021