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1.When a chick only has big boobs because she is a fat dumb bitch.

2.When a gay guy is telling someone the are bitchy.
Ken: Look at that fat bitch's melons!
Barbie:Whaaaat??
Ken: You know, her bean bags.
Barbie: What the hell are you talking about? Goddammit!
Ken: Her mothatfucking boobs you dumb bitch!!!
Barbie: Those aren't boobs you asswipe, those are effing betchies!

Rikki: Hey sexy, how are you today?
Linda: Leave me the hell alone you fag!
Rikki: Excuse me? Why are you being so betchy you hormonal piece of shit!!!!

Betchy Cakes 

adj. The nicer, cuter way of calling someone betch. Must be a close friend or else things may get awkward. Can also be shortened to cakes or cakey.
Hey Betchy Cakes text me later <3
Hiya Cakey whats up?
Betchy Cakes by betchycakes33 May 20, 2011
Related Words

motha betchy 

The act of being motha-like. Or going to the SLC and enjoying the fact Stalin wore their suit on the awards day and also getting freaked the hell out by that crazy bitch at subway and wearing powersuits, and constantly cursing, and having a hand motion to say 'MOTHAA' to and being freaked out by the GRUDGE!
TOSHIO IS IN YOUR CORNER!
That motha betchy can sure kick ass.
motha betchy by mothatata April 14, 2008

Bitchy Man 

A man who bitches, nags, whines, complains, and criticizes on a constant basis about trivial crap.
You know, that guy who reminds you of the biggest bitchy woman you've ever met, only he's a "Bitchy Man".
Bitchy Man by Sick&Tired2 May 25, 2012

Fake Betch

A person who doesn't treat you well and wants to use you ether for status or attention

Popularised by Ashton Irwin and Luke Hemmings (the drummer and the lead singer in 5 Seconds Of Summer) in a tour video where they are sitting in a boat and talking about fake betches
Oh you're like a fake betch but you're still my friend
Fake Betch by It's a cow luke September 6, 2020
A young woman who wears ugg boots, uses fake tanner, generally wears too much makeup and uses the word "Whet" frequently in conversation. Can be seen in the highest frequency at most of today's large city college campuses.
Person A: Oh my god, did you see that betch? Ooompa Loompa Ooompadity doo
Person B: I've got another Puzzle for you!

Person A: I tried to get on the green line in Boston but...
Person B: But what? Too many betches??????
Person A: ....yes
Betch by Kevin Schoonmaker February 12, 2008

Bitchy Controlling Himbo 

A guy who is arrogant, manipulative, self-centered and fragile. He tends to make misogynistic, homophobic, racist and predatory statements in the public eye while considering him as an "alpha male". The perfect example of one is Andrew Hate aka Tate.
Jessica: Hey girl, have you heard about Andrew Tate.
Rosa : Hell yeah I heard all about that Bitchy Controlling Himbo.
Jessica: He's most definitely is one.
Rosa: Totally.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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