A Bestbian is a hybrid word that derives from the words, best friends & lesbians.
In some cases it can be lesbians who are also best friends, or 2 female friends that get confused for lesbians, a lesbian who is your best friend, best friends that are both lesbians but not for each other, or best friends with lesbian tendencies. Or many other variations of best friends AND Lesbians.
Example1:
Guy-"Are those girls holding hands lesbians?"
Guy B- "No I think they're just Bestbians"
Example2:
Girl- "This girl right here, she is my best lesbian friend!"
Girl 2- " You mean your Bestbian?"
A pair of heterosexual girls who are really close friends. They are inseparable and may have serious future plans that include each other, such as rooming together in college/living together, and/or owning a bunch of cats together. The living situation is very similar to a Boston Marriage minus the lesbian aspect.
Bestbians are the female equivalent of a bromance.
-Katie ditched her boyfriend to help her bestbian paint her room.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!