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The Best Word Ever 

See:Fuck

The word that can describe any emotion possible

1.Excitment
2.Sadness
3.Anger
4.Stupidity (usually other peoples)
5.Disgust
6.Disappointment
7.Fright
8.Confusion
9.Happiness
10.Shame (usually if your ashamed by someone else ie.your parents)
11.Anything Else People Can Feel
ex.

#1.I am so fucking psyched
#2.Fucking gutted....
#3.Fuck that!!!!
#4.You are such a fucking fucktard you know that?
#5.Ewww!, you fucking creep!!!
#6.Fuck...Man i was really counting on this/you
#7.Arrggghh!, holy fuck man not cool!!!
#8.What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
#9.Yes!!!, fuck yes!!!!!!!!!!
#10.Man...you just a dick...Wtf do you think your doing man?....God...Fucking *sigh*...
11.FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Such versatility truly makes fuck The Best Word Ever

Bestford 

Bestford (noun, verb, adjective):

Describes acts of:
- Campness
- Poor punctuality
- Terrible ICT skills
- Pronounced facial hair (See hair under nose)
- A biology legend
- Any other comical act
- Maverick

The Bestford is also a unit of measurement(dB), where

1dB = 4.74E-17 parsecs
That guy is doing a bestford.
Hes going cut his tash like bestford.
He has a bestford.
She/he walks like bestford.
Arrest that man, he got his bestford out.
Bestford by DavidBestford2k7 June 15, 2007

THE BEST WORD EVER 

THE BEST WORD EVER IS SO GOOD I CANT EVEN WRITE IT DOWN SO CAN YOU PLEASE STOP READING THIS AND GO DO SOMETHING USEFUL.
THE BEST WORD EVER IS THE BEST WORD EVER PERIOD.

bestwoodite 

A slag who comes from bestwood estate, Nottingham, UK.
check out that dirty bestwoodite, she mings like the shit on my shox man.
bestwoodite by JB October 14, 2003

bestworst 

When your friend is just the pinnacle of greatness and the lowest of mankind.
Jesús: I love ugly men. They try harder, do better and no one tries to steal em.
Damian: You're the fucking bestworst.
bestworst by ProfessorJayRay June 12, 2017
Verb or noun. Breeding two words that are not necessarily related but their combination, based on sounds, can have meaning in the context they are used, or the word resulting from the breeding thereof.

Bastword is itself a bastword.

Example of bastwords : "aurtistic" = (artistic AND autistic), like the guy writing this definition of bastword. "pleosing you" = (pleasing you OR losing you) like this definition of "bastword" is doing.
"I know my definition of 'bastword' make me pass for a WordTard, but WordTard is actually the wrong bastword of bastard and word. Their proper bastword is bastword. WordTard is actually a derogatory term for a bastwording aurtistic mothor-fauxchord like me who likes peopleosing (people AND pleosing (pleasing OR losing))"

"Bastwords can be themselves a bræeding (breeding OR reading) of two bastwords, making bastwording a comspellite ((compel AND spell) AND (complete AND elite)) sustem (sus AND system) ovf (of AND off) complaxitifying (complexifying AND laxative) of the words of a s/language, ornd (or AND/OR and) a ravolution (rave AND revolution) in the liengoutistic ((linguistic AND egoistic) AND (goo AND autistic) evoileution (evile (evil AND vile) AND evolution "eu" emerges, which is Greek suffix for good, right after evile) of trhumunkind ((true AND human) AND (humankind AND unkind))."

"One can bastword windinfinitily (indinfinitily (indefinitly AND infinity) AND windinfined (undefined AND winding)"

"This guy trually too manyc bastwords. It's haord to feellow thwach he mwants tooo say."

"Thas sanetense soonly louses bastwards." ;)
bastword by fuckthesustem April 23, 2026