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Verb or noun. Breeding two words that are not necessarily related but their combination, based on sounds, can have meaning in the context they are used, or the word resulting from the breeding thereof.

Bastword is itself a bastword.

Example of bastwords : "aurtistic" = (artistic AND autistic), like the guy writing this definition of bastword. "pleosing you" = (pleasing you OR losing you) like this definition of "bastword" is doing.
"I know my definition of 'bastword' make me pass for a WordTard, but WordTard is actually the wrong bastword of bastard and word. Their proper bastword is bastword. WordTard is actually a derogatory term for a bastwording aurtistic mothor-fauxchord like me who likes peopleosing (people AND pleosing (pleasing OR losing))"

"Bastwords can be themselves a bræeding (breeding OR reading) of two bastwords, making bastwording a comspellite ((compel AND spell) AND (complete AND elite)) sustem (sus AND system) ovf (of AND off) complaxitifying (complexifying AND laxative) of the words of a s/language, ornd (or AND/OR and) a ravolution (rave AND revolution) in the liengoutistic ((linguistic AND egoistic) AND (goo AND autistic) evoileution (evile (evil AND vile) AND evolution "eu" emerges, which is Greek suffix for [good, right after evile) of trhumunkind ((true AND human) AND (humankind AND unkind))."

"One can bastword windinfinitily (indinfinitily (indefinitly AND infinity) AND windinfined (undefined AND winding)"

"This guy trually too manyc bastwords. It's haord to feellow thwach he mwants tooo say."

"Thas sanetense soonly louses bastwards." ;)
bastword by fuckthesustem April 23, 2026
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"Did you know the best word is bestword?"
bestword by thiskid429 June 21, 2021
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Bob: Literally 1984!

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User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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