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Definitions by fuckthesustem

Verb or noun. Breeding two words that are not necessarily related but their combination, based on sounds, can have meaning in the context they are used, or the word resulting from the breeding thereof.

Bastword is itself a bastword.

Example of bastwords : "aurtistic" = (artistic AND autistic), like the guy writing this definition of bastword. "pleosing you" = (pleasing you OR losing you) like this definition of "bastword" is doing.
"I know my definition of 'bastword' make me pass for a WordTard, but WordTard is actually the wrong bastword of bastard and word. Their proper bastword is bastword. WordTard is actually a derogatory term for a bastwording aurtistic mothor-fauxchord like me who likes peopleosing (people AND pleosing (pleasing OR losing))"

"Bastwords can be themselves a bræeding (breeding OR reading) of two bastwords, making bastwording a comspellite ((compel AND spell) AND (complete AND elite)) sustem (sus AND system) ovf (of AND off) complaxitifying (complexifying AND laxative) of the words of a s/language, ornd (or AND/OR and) a ravolution (rave AND revolution) in the liengoutistic ((linguistic AND egoistic) AND (goo AND autistic) evoileution (evile (evil AND vile) AND evolution "eu" emerges, which is Greek suffix for good, right after evile) of trhumunkind ((true AND human) AND (humankind AND unkind))."

"One can bastword windinfinitily (indinfinitily (indefinitly AND infinity) AND windinfined (undefined AND winding)"

"This guy trually too manyc bastwords. It's haord to feellow thwach he mwants tooo say."

"Thas sanetense soonly louses bastwards." ;)
bastword by fuckthesustem April 23, 2026

Phi male 

A male that doesn't bother with the concept of masculinity and invents his own masculinity by chasing what he finds beautiful.

Phi (Φ) is the number of the golden ratio and stands for beauty in general. A phi male is golden.

Because of the invention of a masculinity, some see phi males as females, but that is ideological. Anything more than shaving and cutting your hair short is seen as feminine. Popular masculinity is having no style. Phi males are the best of masculinity fused with the best of femininity.

A phi male is above an alpha male. The al of alpha means "a loser": alpha males are losing, not being phi males.
—Did you see John? He died his hair red and is wearing black nail polish with glitter. He's such a f**got.
—You can't say that! The PC term is Phi Male.

—What's a Phi Male?

—Like an Alpha Male, but who's not just "half a male".
Phi male by fuckthesustem March 9, 2025
A tortured child whose parents refuse him everything he asks for just to watch him cry and suffer psychologically, and to then give him a tiny bit of what he asked for just to calm him down and regain his trust without complying to his initial demand, feeling superior, and be able to repeat the cycle of abuse.
-This sub's bjs rock!

-Yeah, I know, he's a Caillou.
Caillou by fuckthesustem February 23, 2025
A pun to say : "figure it", or "figure out", by posting the figure eight; 8.
Just do your 8 and leave.

This symbol 8 this world.

With who 8 the game we devoted our lives to, we 8 necessary to give a prize and a trophy to the champion, who 8 out.
8 by fuckthesustem January 31, 2025