Bestness

Something that is the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be.

I love that song its bestness

by GooD oL JR July 16, 2008

second bestness

Second bestness is when you know you are not the first choice if somebody asks you to be someone (wife, husband, girlfriend, boyfriend) or to do something (i.e. become the boss). You know that someone else was first choice and altough you accept the offer, it rankles and stays wth you forever, turning you into a bitter, overbearing person.

"I think Mum's feeling of second bestness is why she's always so horrible to me - knows Dad wanted to or should have married someone else."

by mimbijones April 7, 2023

beatness

the state or quality of being lamentable, disfavorable, unfortunate.

"that fucking dog pissed on my tacos. beatness!"

by kagus christ October 30, 2003

Beastness

Being a beast

Hey Im a beast I got beastness

by dx fan December 26, 2018

betness

1)to believe to be true; legit or valid
(see also legitness
2)willing to bet on; (betting this)

My first hand in Texas Hold 'Em and I got dealt pocket Aces, betness.

You think you're stronger than me swan, betness.

That kickflip was legitness, he's the best in town, betness.

by WeisTunes March 30, 2017

sweetness beatness

A way of expressing joy or excitement.

"I found a pot of gold in the backyard."
"Sweetness beatness!"

by tsm February 2, 2008

Beatness

(Adj) the quality of being useless, annoying, bothersome, and generally incorrect

Esp. Describing an event, activity, or person

the latest research suggests that Tucker's beatness is the greatest threat to humanity

by doctorscience July 14, 2016