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Best Page in the Universe is a website created by a writter called Maddox. This site features articles ranting about his hate towards children, old people, women, and the Titanic. He is an amazing writer who will bash the daylights out of anyone or anything he likes. There is a society called Mothers Against Maddox. This group tries to get Maddox of the internet, and want to shut down his site. His articles feature loads of foul language, and adult material.

Best Page in the Universe is THE Best Page in the Universe.

best page in the universe by Maddox4Everyone July 2, 2008

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The Best Fan Page in the Universe

This is the original name of the site which is now called "The Best Fan Site in the Universe". A fansite for Maddox, owner and writer of "The Best Damn Page in the Universe". This site is viewed negatively by many members of Maddox Mania, who simply bash the site to try to look "cool" and "in the 'in crowd'". In reality, this site, run by admins Zoghade, Jesus Christ, and Himeros, has a lot more going for it than many people claim. Though this site is lower in the number of members, this board is almost always devoid of pointless spam and idiocy (the rare cases of pointless spam and idiocy usually come from an outsider who believes they are funny for being stupid).

What?! I got banned from The Best Fan Page in the Universe for posting Tub Girl 50 times!! How could they?! Oh well, guess I'll go and complain about how "unfair" the admins are elsewhere.

The Best Fan Page in the Universe by anonymous June 2, 2005

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The Best Fan Page in the Universe

The Best Fan Page in the Universe(TBFPITU) is also known as the loneliest of the Maddox fansites. It's like that retarded kid who always crapped his pants in school. It's so stupid and stinks so bad that no one wants to be around it. TBFPITU has a membership of four retarded kids who crap their pants. They are the site admins.

I have to go listen to the crickets chirp at The Best Fan Page in the Universe.

The Best Fan Page in the Universe by ILL34GL3 January 19, 2005

leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

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