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bertolli 

The ultimate insult to anyone of italian descent.
*American Family prepares easy cook pasta*

Dago/Wop: BERTOLLI!*falls off of a ladder while picking olives in italy*
bertolli by Aureliano November 27, 2007
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Bertoncelli 

A long italian last name, that no one can pronounce. A rare last name.
Mr. Bertoncelli is eating manicotti.
Bertoncelli by patron1234 October 16, 2008

bertelli 

Fucking awesome motherfucker that will fuck your hoe if you don't watch her like a hawk. likes lots of fucking pussy, usualy around his cock.
Dude, I'm feeling really bertelli right now.
bertelli by Nick & Ryan. January 6, 2008

Bertolli 

This is not in the butter sense!

Some one who has lost their toe nail from their big toe or small pinky toe could be any toe... small or large but it must be toe nail-less...
Robyn: Oh those are Lovely sandles your wearing...

Toni: Thanks i just got them yesterday...

Robyn: OH MY GODDD were is your toe nail....Bertolli central.
Bertolli by Toe-nailess! May 18, 2009
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026