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Bernards High School 

A high school located in Bernardsville, NJ of about 800 students from five towns: Bernardsville, Bedminster, Far Hills, Peapack and Gladstone. Widely considered one of the best public schools in the state, BHS does have its share of deadbeat potheads (about 80% of the student body has at least tried marijuana) but also many intelligent, hard working students who attend renown institutions for college. Because the school is located in such a wealthy area of central NJ, the student parking lot and Olcott Avenue contain many luxury cars such as BMWs, Audis and the occasional Porsche. The hallways are frequented with students wearing J Crew, Polo, Vineyard Vines and every other expensive clothing brand you can think of. Although predominately caucasian, there are a large amount hispanics that attend Bernards that mostly live in "Little Paraguay" at the edge of Bernardsville. Being a smaller school, Bernards athletics can be lacking at times but occasionally have success such as the recent boys soccer state championship and football team's conference championship. Although they usually show up closer to half time rather than the beginning of the game, Bernards students are known to very rowdy at sporting events and create a great home field advantage, along with making games very fun to attend and a social event. BHS can be relatively boring but students coming to school intoxicated or high serve as interesting topics of discussion although they are usually short-lived.
You go to Bernards High School? How many country club memberships do you have?
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bernards high school 

the school that has "new" carpeting (which smells like piss), doesnt have AC even though theres so damn man rich people in that town,has fights happening like everyother day, has drug deals going on in the middle of the hallway, has more minories then caucaisans,where richass kids pay for theyre lunch in nickles, and where you get anything stolen,where girls where fucking coach converses,where if you dont have a other brandname (aka LV) purse you are considered poor and uncool, and above all where almost any student can outsmart almost any teacher, and considering the IQ of most of the students, that IS saying something.
You have to love Bernards High School's ability to not realize how many probelms there are.

St. Bernards High School

A school with the biggest hardos you'll ever meet. Fake preppy kids steal cookies at lunch even though they throw fifties around at parties. There are like 3 people in the whole school who can actually throw a half decent party. People here throw more shade than ray bans. The water in bathrooms is probably poisonous. There are zero black teachers. Our sports teams are almost as trash as the school building. The meatball subs are soggier than wet cheeseballs with blanch sauce.
Guy 1: You go to St. Bernards High School?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: You're a faggot.

Guy 2: Accurate.
St. Bernards High School by 69$$ March 20, 2017

Rancho Bernardo High School

The worst, boring, strict ass high school you will ever go to. The majority of this high school consist of stuck up bitches who think there better then everyone and smart asians. I'm so glad I'm leaving soon because this is the lammest high school you will ever go to. Good luck to anyone transfering here. Anyways.... FUCK YOU RANCHO BERNARDO HIGH SCHOOL!
bob I love Rancho Bernardo High School!

me go fuck yourself

bob its not tuesday yet.

Rancho Bernardo High School

A great high school, if you are staying involved. People here do tend to be a bit stuck up. The new ASB director is amazing! The staff is nice but not great at teaching. The councelors, and admin do the best they can to help you. The Stable is full of Spirit. RBHS ASB works to bring unity, spirit, and diversty to the school! Go Broncos!
"Woah is that Rancho Bernardo High School!"

"Yeah, I heard that they won the best spirit award in North County!"

St.Bernard Junior High & High School 

St.Bernard (also known as SBEP) is a horrible school. Please don't send your children there. There are fights almost every day there. A girl got jumped by a whole family! Poor girl.. They give you work and an article on how to do the problems (especially in math) and expect you to do it. No explaining at all... :( There are roaches and bedbugs. I saw a bedbug crawling on a locker once. The food is gross. They serve us milk from 2004. WE HAVE PROOF! The teachers are disrespectful for no reason. Lets say there's a fight..ok. The principal punishes the whole school because of it! I swear it's sooooo stupid there. There's so much more I can talk about but I have to go to my locker bye :)
St.Bernard Junior High & High School is a bad school!
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