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fucked up beyond recognition, drunk, having
way too much fun, for the people around you -dangerously wasted
fuck man we were beratst
beratst by Taistix October 22, 2008

Beatstation

Pornography and wank paraphernalia spread out around an individual during the act of masterbation to allow multiple stimuli to be viewed for optimal wanking pleasure.
Dave was caught good and proper when Jim barged in and found him in the middle of his beatstation, scuds round his ankles, giving it laldy.
Beatstation by Bofheart May 2, 2011

bertstrips 

It's when a guy photoshops a sesame street picture with a white box underneath with black text and adds a different plot to it.
r/bertstrips is funny here, read this one,"Ernie catches Bert reading 50 shades of Grey.
bertstrips by Limess September 24, 2018

Bertstare 

An implied facepalm, usually used in the form of "bertstare.jpg"; used when someone says or does something so stupid that words cannot describe how one feels, and a conventional facepalm is not worth the effort.
You: I don't take protein because I want to be all natural
Me: bertstare.jpg
Bertstare by Aryu Awayer June 1, 2010

Beatstock 

Originating from the word "beat" meaning stupid, ugly, or any number of insults
That girl is beatstock, she creeps me out
Beatstock by Kcrown December 12, 2015

Bratster 

Young, rich kids (and twenty-somethings) who listen to all the new, hip music you've never heard of and dress anachronistically because it's "ironic". They typically practice a cultured, bored look; may or may not be bisexual; have an art school education; are politically liberal and ridiculously androgynous.
Similar to hipsters but worse.
I think it's funny that when rich kids rebel the best they can manage is the bratster thing, there's fucking nothing scary about those kids.

Fucking bratsters have taken over my favorite coffee shop, the little fuckers talk a lot but they never say anything.
Bratster by jojostubbytoe February 7, 2010