benewed

v. celebrate the arrival of a new posession.

Used in the imperative as a form of congratulations.

Hebrew: תתחדש

(imperative): I heard you got a new kitten! Benewed!

by foobargorch November 29, 2010

Ted-Beneked

The art of injuring oneself intensely with a trip affecting the neck.

Coined from the iconic scene in Breaking Bad where the character Ted Beneke trips on his carpet and sends himself headfirst into the kitchen island resulting in brain death?*

"Did you watch wipeout the other night? That contestant proper Ted-Beneked himself".

by Jbmb95 January 19, 2026