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ceo of bedtime 

the homie that controls the powers allowed to thy regarding your daily melatonin cycle.
CEO of Bedtime said i need to be asleep by 8:00 pm
Me on my way to speak with the CEO of Bedtime
ceo of bedtime by goopygibson September 15, 2019

Bende van Japer 

The Bende van Japer is a infamous group that was established at Hoogtestage 2016. The word "japer" is originated in Merksem and means: "Beer". The group is mostly known from Roadsurfing (Route de Soleil), where they were an incredible hype.

Alternative meaning for Japer:
1. Drinking a beer.
2. Playing guitar after sex for your just-made unborn son.
3. Ejaculating within 45 seconds.
Hey are you going to the trap and hiphop party?
Yeah, it's at the Bende van Japer, isn't it?
It sure is, everyone is going!
Bende van Japer by bcbertyboy November 17, 2016
Bendel is a designation for an attractive woman. It is a very positive word.
Omg look at that Bendel!
She's such a Bendel!
Bendel by whythefucc November 6, 2020

bend over and i'll show you 

The answer to any question, no matter what it is.
Q: What is the best way to fix the worlds economy problem?
A: Bend over and I'll show you.

Lord Bendtner

A sarcastic reference to the legendary football player, Nicklas Bendtner who became a 'Lord' in his time at Arsenal Football Club and officially became a Lord when he purchased a Scottish piece of land. Lord Football Football Lord Legend
The lord scored a goal, we love you Lord Bendtner. What a legend!
Lord Bendtner by EpicRawl April 8, 2015

bend the knee

verb

1. A formal act of submission; esp. political

2. A ceremonial endorsement of another person; concession
Taylor could have kept his position in Norton's cabinet, but he couldn't swallow his pride and refused to bend the knee.
bend the knee by Furbag November 14, 2016