Belmont, MA 

Belmont, Massachusetts. A quaint small town on the outskirts of Boston. There are many small businesses which provide for a visitor's every need, and the personalities who run them- From the sociable owners of Belmont Pizza to the Asian owners of Belmont Variety- are a joy for any visitor to acquaint themselves with.

The school system is among the best in the state. Its computing system of choice is Microsoft Windows (far superior to the Macintosh "computers" used by Lexington). Nearly every classroom possesses a Smartboard (A sort of digital blackboard) which greatly increases teachers' options during lessons.

Do you desire something less legal, perhaps? Belmont is known to be among the easiest places in Massachusetts to procure the herb known as marijuana, especially if you don't want to deal with any dirty brown people. Many upstanding white gentlemen are known to procure the Marijuana plant for sale. As an aside: There is a reason one of Belmont's institutions of learning is called a 'High' School.

The police force in this town is also among the most helpful and kind in the state. The police in Belmont do not harass any white person for being intoxicated.

However, overall, Belmont is clearly the number 1 choice for anyone hoping to start a family, or simply to visit.

Belmont, MA is a fine place to raise a family!

Belmont, MA is a far better place to live than Lexington, MA.

Belmont, MA by Nick Trano April 12, 2011

belmont, ma 

most boring place on earth

"i'm from belmont, ma!"

*everyone evacuates area*

belmont, ma by jmai April 11, 2008

Belmont MA 

Town in MA, borders Cambridge. Has many different neighborhoods, including the Grove, The Hill, and the Kendall Area. The Hill is one of the many very wealthy areas of Belmont, but there are many other areas. Home to McLean's Mental Hospital, where many celebrities have gone including James Taylor. A Japanese princess went to Belmont High School, an OK school that used be really good in the past. There are also 4 elementary schools, a middle school that looks like a prison (due to a "watchtower" spiral staircase), Belmont Hill School, and Belmont Day School (both private schools). There are about 8 banks in the center of town. Many recognize Boozemont as an accepted name for this town, as demonstrated by the 2005 Laouau fiasco, made famous on some national TV programs. Mitt Romney lives here in a massive house, and at least half the town thinks he's a total ass.

-You're from Belmont MA?
-Yeah.
-So what you're like a millionaire?
-Hell, no. I don't live on the Hill or anything.

Belmont MA by qiour;klf October 1, 2006

Belmont MA 

A small town in the People's Republic of Massachusetts, populated by people who can't live in Cambridge for one reason or another. Typified by liberals who are completely out of touch with reality, "townies" who hate the liberals and are equally clueless, spoiled children all around, and a general sense of the bizzare. Noted for its public school system, which is one of the worst in the state, and for the Belmont Hill School, a private all-boys school which is one of the best in the state. A Japanese princess lived near the town center for a couple of years, bringing the town a small tourist industry.

- Where are you from?
- Belmont MA.
- Huh?
- It's next to Lexington, right outside of Boston.
- Oh, okay.

Belmont MA by ArchangelM127 October 25, 2005