bellswag

A bellend that looks like a mushroom used as an insult

You are such a bellswag
You have a bellswag
Go suck a bellswag

by Jay Clarkson June 13, 2005

bellswagger

The result of unfulilled arousal, whence the bell-end remains after the shaft is long since bereft

"Having defiled Jackie unsatisfactorially, Alan was left with bellswagger like a giant over-ripe strawberry"

by Roscoe Brownting March 1, 2008

ballswagga

A smooth and steady ballsack that goes with the flow.

Dude that guys got the ballswagga!!

by FrontlineLjt96 August 16, 2009

bullswagger

Tough walking, but classy. A god of swagger.

Look at that swagger. No, no. That's not just a swagger, that's bullswagger! *faints*

by NoSwag July 8, 2009

Bellywagon

The huge load hanging from your lower belt.

"Fuck me in the bellywagon." "Shut up and fuck me in the bellywagon." "I dont give a fuck about your bellywagon."

by Clickityclack June 8, 2009