bellswag 

A bellend that looks like a mushroom used as an insult

You are such a bellswag
You have a bellswag
Go suck a bellswag

bellswag by Jay Clarkson June 13, 2005

bellswagger 

The result of unfulilled arousal, whence the bell-end remains after the shaft is long since bereft

"Having defiled Jackie unsatisfactorially, Alan was left with bellswagger like a giant over-ripe strawberry"

bellswagger by Roscoe Brownting March 1, 2008

ballswagga

A smooth and steady ballsack that goes with the flow.

Dude that guys got the ballswagga!!

ballswagga by FrontlineLjt96 August 16, 2009

bullswagger 

Tough walking, but classy. A god of swagger.

Look at that swagger. No, no. That's not just a swagger, that's bullswagger! *faints*

bullswagger by NoSwag July 8, 2009

Bellywagon 

The huge load hanging from your lower belt.

"Fuck me in the bellywagon." "Shut up and fuck me in the bellywagon." "I dont give a fuck about your bellywagon."

Bellywagon by Clickityclack June 8, 2009