A: Hey man how’s the head today? You were absolutely ballywagged last
night!
B: I know, I had 17 double vodkas! I woke up in bed with my
shoes on and nothing else.
A: whats ever happened with you and that
guy from the bar the other night?
B: Dont remind me, we ballywagged whilst ballywagged. I had to get the morning after pill!