A bowel movement so long, that it hits the bottom of the toilet, and topples over forward, hitting you in the balls.
by tequiller December 30, 2006
by Mr Bute October 27, 2007
bellringer:
Someone who is proficient at ringing either his own bellend or more often somebody else's.
Or:
A gerneral term to describe someone you take a disliking to, can be used in place of bellend
Someone who is proficient at ringing either his own bellend or more often somebody else's.
Or:
A gerneral term to describe someone you take a disliking to, can be used in place of bellend
by goivemaster July 09, 2004
While your girl is sucking your dick or giving you a hand job, without warning she shoves one or two unlubricated fingers straight up in your asshole.
Rachel gave me an awesome surprise bellringer last night. I wasn’t expecting that. She clamped onto my bell end and milked my prostate.
by Eaton Holgoode February 01, 2018
A member of an exclusive gambling club who meet on-line each Thursday and feed their gambling and alcohol addiction whilst answering awesome trivia questions.
Hey Scotty, how do I become a Dapto Bellringer?
Strewth mate - just get yourself down to Dapto Dogs on a Thursday - Oatsy and Matches will sort you out.
Strewth mate - just get yourself down to Dapto Dogs on a Thursday - Oatsy and Matches will sort you out.
by MaccieG April 14, 2021
One who masturbates incessantly and with a passion. The term originated from the infamous video, shown live on ESPN, of a Texas Tech freshman ringing the team's bell during a game. Unfortunate camera angles made it look as if he was behind the bell jacking off furiously.
by Mr. H November 28, 2007
Boss: Has anyone seen Heath? He's been gone for several hours now!
Receptionist: I think he is trying out as the Texas Tech Bellringer
Receptionist: I think he is trying out as the Texas Tech Bellringer
by Johnny McDonald December 06, 2007