belgian breakfast

Its when you crack an egg into a women's vagina, stir it with your penis, and then fry it in a pan.

I gave suzie a belgian breakfast.

by boots08 April 08, 2009

The Complete Belgian Breakfast

You wake up in the morning, hop in the shower, take a shit in the shower, (waffle stomp that bitch), and sensually glaze the waffle with your jizz. Take a step back and admire your work. Enjoy!

"Hey, why is Tommy Tomasso so out of breath?"

"Oh, cuz he just finished The Complete Belgian Breakfast, he gave it all he had."

by The Thesaurus July 31, 2024