bejio

An extremely annoying word extra, guaranteed to make everyone you know annoyed, can be shortened to Beji at users whim

HelloBejio. hi DaveBeji. did ya watch the matchbejio?.

bejio by Richard Cashmore September 17, 2003

New Beijo

Section 8 infested City in Southeastern Massachusetts. Pronounced "New bay ho" amigo, comprende, I mean, understand? One more Massachusetts "Gateway" City, whatever the hell that is supposed to mean. Gateway to what, gorging off the public trough?

When I get out of the methadone treatment center I am going to apply for Public Housing in New Beijo.

New Beijo by The Ultimate Public Charge April 5, 2022

Bebiol 

Moral hangover ensured binge drinking.

Socially self destructive drinking.

Guy: Did you ser cristina last night?

Guy 2: yea! Totally bebiol!

Bebiol by Reminiscia14 May 31, 2013

Bejizzle

Cumming and then throwing glitter on it.

DAMNIT! I can't get this bejizzle out my hair or sheets!

Bejizzle by Kapt'n and Kitty June 3, 2014

beijo 

The Portuguese way of saying kiss.

I want to give you a Beijo

beijo by TheMLGPro November 21, 2016

el bajio 

A region of central Mexico characterized by being the lowlands adjacent to the highlands of neighboring Jalisco. El Bajio is comprised of parts Aguascalientes, southern Jalisco, Querétaro, and most notably Guanajuato.

El Bajio is often considered the region with the best quality of life in Mexico and the safest. With its bustling economy, rich cultural centers, and historical significance El Bajio is considered by many to be a picturesque vacation spot, and people from there love to return their annually to visit their families and partake in the fiestas.
Despite all this, people from El Bajio residing in the U.S. have managed to earn the reputation of being backwoods hillbilly type "paisas" who marry their cousins and have sex with farm animals. People from El Bajio are typically of the native indigenous composition characterized by being short in stature with little to no body hair or facial hair, large aquiline noses, and curly hair. They are very proud to be from El Bajio and typically found youth and adult soccer teams in leagues such as the AYSO and name them "El Bajio" or "Bajio Juniors". People from El Bajio will often celebrate or exclaim for joy or excellence by shouting "PURO BAJIO!" When somebody from their home town does something awesome.

5'6" Indio from el Bajio who scored a goal: "PUUUUUUUUUUUURO BAJIO! PURO BAJIO. PURO BAJIO!"

6'3" Spaniard on the other team: "Callate pinche indio del bajio, van perdiendo 5-1. Chinga tu hermana, Tizoc."

el bajio by El Indio October 30, 2020

bejoty 

one of 8 special parts on the body that when touched, a person becomes instantly and viciously aroused.

Bejoty number 1 is the kneecap
Bejoty number 2 is the Achilles tendon
Bejoty number 3 is the earlobe
Bejoty number 4 is the skin in between the pinky and ring finger
For Bejoty number 5, arousal occurs when you suckle the pinky toe
Bejoty number 6 is the neck flap
Bejoty number 7 will be revealed on june 19th
For bejoty number 8 to happen, a line of seven people suckling pinky toes must occur

bejoty by sshah577 June 11, 2010