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Mr Belding

A bizarre sex act which involves a man, a woman, and a toilet (with a tank, commerical ones won't work).

- The man involved takes a shit whilst "AC Slatering" the toilet.
- The woman involved is "Top Shelfing"/"Upper Decking" the toilet.

While both are performing aforementioned tasks, the male engages in cunnilingus with the woman. Should the roles be reversed and a blowjob is given, the term is referred to as a "Kelly Kapowski"
I just broke my pelvis falling off the shitter doing the Mr Belding.
Mr Belding by Mr_Hands69 March 21, 2011
A word used to describe a group of awesome people or family that is overall amazing. Originally the word was spelled "Beoleg," but the original awesome group, or Behlings, was scared of being accused Nazi's so they had to turn this awesome name to something that didn't sound so "German."
"Hey man, check out that awesome Behling over there!"

"Yah, I wish I could be in a Behling!"
Behling by EWebster May 5, 2009

bagholding 

holding an investment instrument just after it plummeted hoping for a recovery
- you bought GME at $480, are you still bagholding?

- this is the way
bagholding by ChaosMcKinnon March 8, 2021

Beheading 

To have the tip of a males genitalia removed.
I heard Chris got a good beheading.
Beheading by Dub is a streamer October 24, 2017

beheading 

When someone cuts off someone else head. This can happen a number of ways. Decapitation is another word for it.
Mary Queen of Scotts had a beheading last week.
beheading by Carter335783 January 31, 2020

Anal beheading 

When someone's neck is slit and head is then stuck up someone's rectum and then their neck is twisted while in the rectum causing the head to fall off
Dude 1: did you see that movie with the anal beheading
Dude 2: yeah I like the part when they slit his throat