Shoaler's definitions

heterodeist

A person who believes in a god, but not the same god as any religious organization. A person who elects to personally define the characteristics of the god they believe in.

I'm a heterodeist. Sure, I believe in God, just not your god.

by Shoaler March 8, 2010

becatted

Held down by one or more cats sitting or sleeping on you on a bed or in a chair.

Sorry I couldn't get up -- I was becatted.

by Shoaler October 17, 2010