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Bescumber 

Definition: To spray with poo.
I will bescumber the toilet seat
Bescumber by MANUS465 May 21, 2009
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BESCUMBER 

Can you imagine what Bescumber means? I tried really hard but, couldn't.

It means in its exact definition (I take no credit for it): bescumber is just one of many words in the English language that basically mean “to spray with poo”. These are: BEDUNG, BERAY, IMMERD, SHARNY, and the good ol’ SHITTEN. In special cases, you can use BEMUTE (specifically means to drop poo on someone from great height), SHARD-BORN (born in dung), and FIMICOLOUS (living and growing on crap)
WTF that dude just bescumbered you!
BESCUMBER by Valher November 3, 2009

bescumberbund 

Verb: To dress the natural waist of one's lover with a shit. Typically reserved for special occasions.
Noun: Said shit.

secondary:

Verb: to humiliate or discredit.
Noun: a mark of or cause of humiliation.
"Bro, for the prom, I'm renting a brown tux so I'll match that bescumberbund Britney has been begging for."

"Dawg, tip the valet or he will fart in your Phantom, bescumberbund you in front of your lady.
bescumberbund by zzyzu September 21, 2013