Bescumber
I will bescumber the toilet seat
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BESCUMBER
Can you imagine what Bescumber means? I tried really hard but, couldn't.
It means in its exact definition (I take no credit for it): bescumber is just one of many words in the English language that basically mean “to spray with poo”. These are: BEDUNG, BERAY, IMMERD, SHARNY, and the good ol’ SHITTEN. In special cases, you can use BEMUTE (specifically means to drop poo on someone from great height), SHARD-BORN (born in dung), and FIMICOLOUS (living and growing on crap)
It means in its exact definition (I take no credit for it): bescumber is just one of many words in the English language that basically mean “to spray with poo”. These are: BEDUNG, BERAY, IMMERD, SHARNY, and the good ol’ SHITTEN. In special cases, you can use BEMUTE (specifically means to drop poo on someone from great height), SHARD-BORN (born in dung), and FIMICOLOUS (living and growing on crap)
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Bescumber • bescumberbund • biscumber • begrumber • bosnumber1.hoe • Bucumber • Bumcumber • Bed Number • berdum-berdum • bernum bernum
Bucumber
The ancient act of eating a man’s ass while he is urinating. Often done before mating and is the ultimate way to a man’s heart, through the anal cavity. Not to be confused with blumpkin however, it is an adaptation to the pleasurable fall pastime.
I love it when my cousin Lauren gives me a good bucumber while I’m pissing out budweiser on a libtard’s face. Heil the bucumber and long live general lee
Bucumber by Sir Bucumber November 20, 2019
bosnumber1.hoe
An amazing mutual, Squid games, Bo Burnham fan who posts really good edits and other random things on their account. They currently have 1567 followers on TikTok.
bosnumber1.hoe by prolongedeyecontact30 October 13, 2021
Bumcumber
A gargantuum haemorrhoid of colossal proportions, protruding from the 'annus' like a shiny purple cucumber of the size which would have nuns doing press-ups in cucumber fields.
"Christ Nora, what the hell is that poking out of your arse?"
"It's me 'Farmer Giles' Edie, they're terrible bad at this time of year!"
"Shiver me timbers! I thought you were giving birth to a blimp - that thing makes a blue whale look like a Tic Tac!"
"Well, the doctor gave me some tablets, suppositories he called 'em, but for all the good they did I might as well have shoved them up my arse! Bloody bumcumbers!"
"It's me 'Farmer Giles' Edie, they're terrible bad at this time of year!"
"Shiver me timbers! I thought you were giving birth to a blimp - that thing makes a blue whale look like a Tic Tac!"
"Well, the doctor gave me some tablets, suppositories he called 'em, but for all the good they did I might as well have shoved them up my arse! Bloody bumcumbers!"
Bumcumber by Andrealphus June 27, 2010
bescumberbund
Verb: To dress the natural waist of one's lover with a shit. Typically reserved for special occasions.
Noun: Said shit.
secondary:
Verb: to humiliate or discredit.
Noun: a mark of or cause of humiliation.
Noun: Said shit.
secondary:
Verb: to humiliate or discredit.
Noun: a mark of or cause of humiliation.
"Bro, for the prom, I'm renting a brown tux so I'll match that bescumberbund Britney has been begging for."
"Dawg, tip the valet or he will fart in your Phantom, bescumberbund you in front of your lady.
"Dawg, tip the valet or he will fart in your Phantom, bescumberbund you in front of your lady.
bescumberbund by zzyzu September 21, 2013
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